Maggots Vs. Juggalos: Can't We All Just Get Along? -- VIDEO
You see, maggots wear masks and juggalos wear makeup. And for this there is a continuous battle for ... well, no one really knows. Apparently juggalos throw eggs at maggots, and maggots throw 'hate clown love signs' at juggalos. While this chicken-and-egg (no pun intended) cycle of hatred continues to spiral and suck in pubescent teens all over the Midwest, these two martyrs declare the age-old question of peace: "Can't we all just get along?"
It was relieving that their enthusiasm was kept at a PG level. The excitement got so hot towards the end that when the juggalo got down on the floor declaring, "I will gladly get down on my knees" and paused -- well, it was a coin-toss as to which direction this video was going to careen. If it had made sense, it would have been more than a pair of BFFs playing with a hatchet in mommy's kitchen. Oh well.

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