Dark & Somber Greetings Blackens Your Happy Occasions
Dark & Somber
While it may be too late to send a holiday card -- and really, do black metallers celebrate the birth of Jesus?! -- you can stock up on black and white cards for the upcoming celebrations in your life. There are even blank cards that you can choose from, and they're very affordable, with a price tag of just $4.
Noisecreep's favorite card of the lot? The one with the indiscernible font, which opens to read "It says Happy Birthday!" Nothing like riffing on the genre that takes itself as seriously as a virgin sacrifice.
Dark & Somber Greetings: When you care enough to send the very blackest!