Kiss Immortalized in New Comic Books
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Move over, KISS coffins and condoms and cremation urns. Kiss have now been forever immortalized as comic book heroes. The branding geniuses have partnered up with Archie Comics to launch a new, four-part, Kiss-centric series dubbed 'Archie Meets Kiss.' Forget the 'Phantom of the Park!' It's all about Archie, Archie, Archie!
Word is the comic will follow Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley and their band of merry rock makers as they protect the comic's regulars from an invasion of monsters!
Gene Simmons told the New York Post that the graphic illustrations of he and his bandmates will not offend the largely youth oriented fanbase of the comic.
"Kiss is all things to all people," Simmons declared about the band's universal appeal. He continued, " A five or 10-year-old fan doesn't look at the lascivating (sic) nature of my tongue the same way someone much older would - such a thing is not obvious to a five-year-old, and nor should it be."
Oh Gene, we so can't f--- with your logic there.