Gypsyhawk: Noisecreep Tour Blog #5
For the past few weeks, Gypsyhawk have been chronicling their travels for Noisecreep and today we're bringing you the fifth blog installment.
From Gypsyhawk guitarist Andrew Packer:
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." - SNL
And we're back. We start off this week's adventure in Atlanta. But let's not waste time talking about the show. It was great. Where the real story about Atlanta lies, is at The Clermont Lounge.
Ian: Some of The Sword Guys were talking, like, there's this legendary place where strippers go to die.
Ron: The drinks were cheap and strong. I ordered a double whiskey and coke and she said 6 bucks. I thought she said 16 and that's what I was expecting.
Bonnie: I did not drink and it was still awesome.
Ian: So, I was asked, "hey, we're going to go down to this stripper place, do you think Ron is going to be ok?" And I was like, "Yeah, of course! Ron is going to love it!"
Ron: I don't remember too much about that particular night.
Bonnie: It was like a horseshoe bar. There was a little platform for them to dance. Not much room. There was a black light and they all had wigs.
Ron: There were a lot of rockers there. And a lot of chicks. A lot of hot chicks just hanging out and partying.
JD: I was just trying to talk to girls.
Ian: I was pretty tipsy by the time I got there so when I saw Honey Boo Boo on the stage I was pretty shocked, but I wasn't taken aback. It was gnarly.
Bonnie: This huge fat white chick. Old. They were all old, like pushing 50.
Ron: I'm not sure she was old. She was like my age. She was just fat.