Sammy Hagar + Chickenfoot + Kenny Chesney

Yes, that's a lot of bands for one halftime show. And it would epic. Imagine the stage presence of Sammy Hagar, the collective musical genius of Chickenfoot and the sheer sex appeal and swagger of Kenny Chesney. It's a lethal (and very expensive) combination. And the fans would love it. You've got your beach party music. Your hard rock music. Your country music. The demographics of the acts alone appeal to nearly every corner of America, which is exactly what Super Bowl promoters try to achieve when picking a halftime act. Plus, Hagar and Chesney have toured together in the past, so the combo is a proven winner. Look, we get Beyoncé is drop dead gorgeous... but ladies, have you seen Kenny Chesney sweat lately? No contest.