Grindcore Baby -- Video
But what about metal? It seems like a no-brainer for suckling babes to latch on to: there are Cookie Monster vocals. There are songs of hobbits and wizards and fantastical things straight out of storybooks. Hello?
Enter this grindcore baby video. In nearly 40 seconds, this car seat-clad kid has turned the art of guttural vox into an implicitly adorable rendition of nonsensical yar-ing. (Like we said, no brainer!) We hope Napalm Death are proud. Or at least are sure to cover their cheeks from that impending pinch next time they tour.

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