Headbanging Painters: Viral YouTube Video Shows Home Improvement -- The Metal Way
Titled "The Most Strange & Inefficient Way to Paint a Room," the clip shows three knuckleheads dipping their long hair in buckets of paint and thrashing along to a favorite metal cut. They start at a medium pace and speed up during the double-bass-kick part, spraying paint with surprising effectiveness. They quit on account of dizziness, but not before getting a good chunk of the job done. Another couple of songs, and they'll be able to call it a day.
Of course, the ceiling, floor, doors and windows will also be covered in white paint, and when the dudes head back to their van to spark a J or swill a beer or do whatever else they do to celebrate another day of proving their parents and guidance counselors wrong and actually holding down a job, they'll leave bootprints all the way down your hall and driveway.
On the bright side, they'll work for beer and pizza, so it's probably a good deal.
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